Ollie Jones & Clem Garritty of our Associate Company Kill The Beast tread the boards in the Studio with The Terrible Tale of the Twiddly Widdlies on Fri 27 Nov at 8pm.
Read on to sample their poetic genius
Three ghastly tales that have been penned
Find life in the Studio at November’s end
So don’t miss out on the guts and gore
Because you’ve one night to see it and then no more
What happens when two theatrical dears
Are both faced with their greatest fear?
Must the show indeed go on,
Or would a murder be more fun?
Two top class chaps of middle age
In the midst of drunken rage
Set themselves a reet rum dare
That leaves their skulls bloody and bare
On misty banks of famed Loch Ness
A tape is found, chewed to a mess
The scrappy contents darkly explain
Why the owners were never seen again
By Ollie Jones & Clem Garritty